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Jun 3 2018, 10:16 PM
man i had a nice gif all set up but barbermonger is actin FOOLISH

anyway has “guess who’s back, back again” run it’s course?
v why do you keep coming back with weirder options?
that does NOT answer my question
but to answer YOURS, THE PERFECT PARTNER IS OUT THERE FOR ME SOMEWHERE, DAMMIT

/sigh
so i’ve been playing through detroit: become human nonstop for a few days now and
you know
the lines between reality and futuristic robot dystopia-disguised-as-a-utopia are gettin reeeal blurry
all i know is i am IN IT and i am READY TO WRITE IT

so if you’ve been playing it and feel as intensely about it as i do, let’s fuck it up, shall we?

here’s the basics.

so v i hear you're a lizard person. anything else i should know?
i am more than my scaly exterior
»27yo cisfem in the EST
»i got cats
»knife emoji
»i literally want to be your best friend
»i talk like a tumblr blogger ooc but i s2g i'm literate
»i am 100% going to make pin boards and send u songs about everything

but surely you have rules expectations limits...!
right you are! so here's wassup
»doubling, at minimum, is a must or i get crazy bored
»my pairing will almost always be mxf, but i will happily do mxf or fxf for yours
»i love ocs and want to meet yours & i love canonxoc and oc interaction to death
»rp over email or gdocs, but will plot over like anything
»drama, angst, love triangles, any cheesy, awful plot trope you can think of pls
»quality over quantity & more fast-paced is the game bc i am an old impatient grandmother
»smut is cool but no pwp, plot is v dear to me (no noncon, underage, toiletplay, etc.)
»super chill on other mature themes like violence/gore, language, drugs/alcohol
»I USE FACECLAIMS RELIGIOUSLY and would rather you do too bc its an EXPERIENCE

NICE /marcus fenix voice
i don’t have a plot ironed out 100% yet, but i have an oc currently in development and i’m ready to plot some crazy af storylines that match the vibes of the game, whether it’s an au or a continuation.
pairings? it’d be sweet as all heck if you played connor for me, and i’ll play anyone opposite your oc.
don’t have an oc yet? let’s fix that. i’m weak for character design, and i like to think i’m actually not too bad at it.
/upside down smiling emoji

my haphazard excuses for ads are gonna bring around the right folks one of these days, i tell ya hwat ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

hey i just met u
and this is crazy
but here’s my number
email me

halfdeadcosmos@gmail.com
May 24 2018, 11:10 PM
did i hate it? yes.
does that make me want to play an oc opposite a young han and also play donald glover’s lando opposite your oc any less? no.
do i wish it did? absolutely.

it’s midnight and i don’t super want to write a novel about it, but let’s straight up start from scratch and write a fun af au plot with some goddamn action and some freakin space romance, ok? we can work out the details when you email me.
(please email me)

here’s the usual stuff

me
27
ladythang
EST
playin lando calrissian
u can’t stop me ur not my real dad
literally writing an oc right now
i’m literate despite what you’re thinking
knife emoji

you
21+
any time zone idc
write good probably
for some reason willing to play han solo
let me adopt your ocs
hopefully a lizard

preferences
we double, minimum
rp over email or gdocs, plot over anything
drama, angst, love triangles, any cheesy, awful plot trope you can think of pls
quality over quantity & more fast-paced is the game bc i am an old impatient grandmother
smut is ok but no pwp, plot is v dear to me (no noncon, underage, toiletplay, etc.)
other mature themes like violence/gore, language, drugs/alcohol a-ok
faceclaims, pinboards, playlisTS, DUMPSTER FIRE

i don’t know why i ever think this is the appropriate way to attract writers.
hey i just met u
and this is crazy
email me

halfdeadcosmos@gmail.com
Apr 1 2018, 09:53 PM


UPDATE: GUESS WHO SAW INFINITY WAR, FAM!?
HA HA
THIS GUY
HA HA HA
HA
... H A
/sobs uncontrollably

damn bm, i haven't see in you in a minute
oh v... its, uh, you... again
mama always comes home, ya know?
anyway, real sorry about this, but when have i ever come to this website looking for anything but garbage? no one should be surprised
i will repeat: my thirst knows no bounds

so here's a bunch of info from one of my old ads, but updated kind of
yw

before we get to the ooey-gooey center that is an impressively bizarre combination of super popular fandoms and fandoms no one is ever going to touch ever forever, i give you the crunchy, shiny layers that are my info and my preferences

so v i hear you're a lizard person. anything else i should know?
i am more than my scaly exterior
»27yo cisfem in the EST
»i got cats
»bisexual af and won't eat anything w a face
»i literally want to be your best friend
»i talk like a tumblr blogger ooc but i s2g i'm literate
»i am 100% going to make pin boards and send u songs about everything

but surely you have rules expectations limits...!
right you are! so here's wassup
»doubling, at minimum, is a must or i get crazy bored
»my pairing will almost always be mxf, but i will happily do mxf or fxf for yours
»i love ocs and want to meet yours & i love canonxoc and oc interaction to death
»rp over email or gdocs, but will plot over like anything
»drama, angst, love triangles, any cheesy, awful plot trope you can think of pls
»quality over quantity & more fast-paced is the game bc i am an old impatient grandmother
»smut is cool but no pwp, plot is v dear to me (no noncon, underage, toiletplay, etc.)
»super chill on other mature themes like violence/gore, language, drugs/alcohol
»I USE FACECLAIMS RELIGIOUSLY and would rather you do too bc its an EXPERIENCE

NICE /marcus fenix voice
now that we've got that out of the way, its on to that sweet, gushy middle that is genres
(don't get excited i am literally a dumpster fire)
so the way we're going to do this is basically i'm going to do a little list of what i'm willing to rp atm and i guess i'll just update and change it going forward as i develop different or more cravings?
sound good? ok neat here we go

»MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE: YELL INFINITY WAR AU AT ME. you know that episode of spongebob where he emptied his mind so he could learn about fine dining and then basically didn't exist beyond it? that's me with the mcu. i've seen all of them. more than once. i've done my homework. specifically would be looking for a peter quill, a rocket raccoon because don't ask questions, or a hoco peter parker. i'm super into the space bits of the mcu right now, so any way we can work the guardians in is perfect for me, and i'm pretty decent at plotting, so we can make it work regardless. will literally play anyone for you? also with infinity war being a thing, i could probably be talked into using my third oc in a broader plot if it made for better story, as she doesn't have set abilities or a love interest, but has a completely solid background with the flexibility to change those things accordingly, so don't be shy. i'm wide open.
»READY PLAYER ONE: remember earlier when you were like 'trash? pff i've seen a lot of things on the internet, how bad can it be?' well, here ya go~ the internet is really angry about this film for reasons that make basically 100% sense every time but it was fun and lbr i've been in love with tye sheriden since xmen apocalypse, so slap some glasses on him and i'm good to go. plenty of wiggle room here to do essentially whatever we want - either do an au of the canon storyline or a totally different story in the same universe or pick up where it ends or sometime thereafter. idrc. i'll be done with the book this week, saw the movie, will do research as needed, am a general geek. looking for a wade watts/parzival and i'm already cringing so you don't have to. will happily play any of the canon characters or an oc opposite whoever you'd like to play, canon or oc, including f/f with samantha/art3mis bc pleASE.
»STAR WARS THE FORCE AWAKENS: i suck at the first six parts of this series, but tfa ruined me as a person, so that's about where i operate these days. i either literally just need finn or i am happy to have my oc in the middle of a dramatic finn-poe-love-triangle-sandwich w finn as endgame mostly because i Die™ for love triangles. i'd still play poe as your ocs endgame regardless, and will also play kylo ren because he is my sad son. i've tried playing hux and i suck i'm SORRY can i LIVE? already got an epic one going sry

HAHA I FORGOT I DON'T LIKE ANYTHING ELSE
idk i'm not super watching much these days
regardless, there is an infinitesimally small chance that i can be coerced into an ORIGINAL PLOT if it's enticing enough. i do tend to lean hard into interesting pairing dynamics, so tbh i wouldn't write anything off at the moment?
settings-wise, i could specifically be into, like, post-apoc if it's not zombies, uh, space? stuff? like a mass effect-y, guardians of the galaxy-y type thing, uh... gifted-type business? possibly a combo of one or both or all of those kinds of things?
pairing wise, love anything unconventional, forbidden, taboo, awkward, etc. the good ish.

wow, ur literally so cool, v! i'm super interested, how do i contact u!?
(ugly crying) you're too much, person reading my ad! if this really did catch your interest, please feel free to shoot me an e-mail at halfdeadcosmos@gmail.com! you can also start up a google hangout because i really like fast communication instead of slow ass emailing back and forth lmao. i'll be around all night~ c:
Nov 8 2017, 01:06 AM

THE MASTERLIST .


HOO-AH guess who got tired of making lots of different ads? this guy /thumbs largely at self
i know, i know what you're thinking
v can we be done with this?
the short answer is no
my thirst knows no bounds

so BarberBuddies™
the hunt continues

before we get to the ooey-gooey center that is an impressively bizarre combination of super popular fandoms and fandoms no one is ever going to touch ever forever, i give you the crunchy, shiny layers that are my info and my preferences

so v i hear you're a lizard person. anything else i should know?
i am more than my scaly exterior
»27yo cisfem in the EST
»i got cats
»bisexual af and won't eat anything w a face
»i literally want to be your best friend
»i talk like a tumblr blogger ooc but i s2g i'm literate
»i am 100% going to make pin boards and send u songs about everything

but surely you have rules expectations limits...!
right you are! so here's wassup
»doubling, at minimum, is a must or i get crazy bored
»my pairing will almost always be mxf, but i will happily do mxf or fxf for yours
»i love ocs and want to meet yours & i love canonxoc and oc interaction to death
»rp over email or gdocs, but will plot over like anything
»drama, angst, love triangles, any cheesy, awful plot trope you can think of pls
»quality over quantity & more fast-paced is the game bc i am an old impatient grandmother
»smut is cool but no pwp, plot is v dear to me (no noncon, underage, toiletplay, etc.)
»super chill on other mature themes like violence/gore, language, drugs/alcohol
»I USE FACECLAIMS RELIGIOUSLY and would rather you do too bc its an EXPERIENCE
»bonus: i'm a sucker for age gaps holla~~

NICE /marcus fenix voice
now that we've got that out of the way, its on to that sweet, gushy middle that is genres
(don't get excited i am literally a dumpster fire)
so the way we're going to do this is basically i'm going to do a little list of what i'm willing to rp atm and i guess i'll just update and change it going forward as i develop different or more cravings?
sound good? ok neat here we go

das genres
»STRANGER THINGS: i binge-watched the spookiness and now i NEED the spookiness. you play jim hopper and i'll play anyone you goddamn want up to and including bob newby, superhero. heads up, i'll likely want to age the kids up just to avoid any weirdness? this is at the top of my list for a reason right now. please give me upside down trash.
»MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE: remember that episode of spongebob where he emptied his mind so he could learn about fine dining and then basically didn't exist beyond it? that's me with the mcu. specifically looking for a hoco peter parker or a rocket raccoon (w a side of peter parker) because don't ask questions. will literally play anyone for you? also i just saw ragnarok, so i could probably be talked into using my third oc in a broader plot if it made for better story, so don't be shy. my options are wide open here.
»STAR WARS THE FORCE AWAKENS: i suck at the first six parts of this series, but tfa ruined me as a person, so that's about where i operate these days. i either literally just need finn or i am happy to have my oc in the middle of a dramatic finn-poe-love-triangle-sandwich w finn as endgame mostly because i Die™ for love triangles. i'd still play poe as your ocs endgame regardless, and will also play kylo ren because he is my sad son. i've tried playing hux and i suck i'm SORRY can i LIVE?

HAHA I FORGOT I DON'T LIKE ANYTHING ELSE
idk i'm not super watching much these days
like what is my weekly lineup?
american horror story, south park, gotham? venture bros?
the ORVILLE? i'm not sure what i'm expecting here i don't even think i would rp any of this
regardless, there is an infinitesimally small chance that i can be coerced into an ORIGINAL PLOT if it's enticing enough. i do tend to lean hard into interesting pairing dynamics, so tbh i wouldn't write anything off at the moment?

wow, ur literally so cool, v! i'm super interested, how do i contact u!?
(ugly crying) you're too much, person reading my ad! if this really did catch your interest, please feel free to shoot me an e-mail at halfdeadcosmos@gmail.com! you can also start up a google hangout because i really like fast communication instead of slow ass emailing back and forth lmao. i'll be around all night~ c:
Sep 18 2017, 04:54 PM



UPDATE 10/7
yo i just got back from nycc and let me tell you i am FEELIN SHIT
specifically, my total and complete spiderman: hoco obsession is back online and it feels damn good to be home ok
tbh if you still wanted something guardians-centric, i am always down, but on this particular day
ITS ALL ABOUT MY BABY SPIDEY
i have an adorable, feisty little street urchin cupcake who is ready for much teenage angst and feels
psa my plots usually take place senior year, age 18 parker aka yes there will be an underlying prom theme also aka a few years post-civil war, so there are lots of plots to be dreamt, all of which should include the maximum possible drama
SO tbh a tony could be fun here (always down for a small age gap plot w him, too)
could also do a harry osborn/green goblin plot? extra fun bc we get to cast harry ourselves
i just really like to tangle up oc storylines /shrug emoji
ASIDE FROM THAT i'll play anyone in the immediate mcu so
hit me up
even if we've opened a dialogue before and then i or you stopped responding
things happen, let's start over~~

ORIGINAL POST
fam - sweet fam - it's your friendly neighborhood v
looking for all things space fandom
per usual
this time it's mcu bc GOD DAMMIT SOMEONE IS GONNA PLAY THIS RACCOON AND THEY'RE GONNA LIKE IT fffffff

i have learned one thing from looking for rps on here
and that is that i am really super picky
it's atrocious, honestly, idk why anyone tolerates me
(very overprotective of space babies)

i copy/pasted virtually all this shit from a diff ad of mine i'm js


SO, here we are, yet again! let's get the ball rolling, shall we?

okay, so like, i don't know anything about u?
that's okay! i get that! here's some fun facts.
»27yo female living in the EST zone with bf and cats
»heckin bisexual, also lactose intolerant
»working full time and in college but still totally have time to post post pOST
»i want to be friends, you're all cute
»i talk like a tumblr blogger, but i'm super literate, i s2g

but surely u have rules, expectations, limits...!
you're right! i do! here's a list of those, too.
»doubling is a must or i get real bored, and i'm a big fan of sharing all the side characters and i don't mind doing separate storylines, though i'm a sucker for some good oc connections
»for this rp, i would like my pairing to be mxf, but for the second pairing, i will do mxf or fxf, bc nebula and also mantis and natasha and mj and everyone else tbh asdfghjkl
»i love ocs and i want to meet yours
»rp over e-mail or gdocs, but will plot over, like, anything
»i live for drama, angst, making life hell for everyone, and also love triangles, squares, and other geometric shapes
»quality over quantity, i am too old and grouchy for enormous word counts spanning 30 paragraphs, also a quicker pace/shorter posts would work best for me bc i'm an impatient old bat
»irdc if we start at the very beginning or if we skip to when things or more established
»smut is totally cool under the right circumstances, same with gore, but no toilet-play or any exceptionally odd kinks (noncon, underage, toilet play, etc)
»it's prob worth mentioning that, while i respect your limits, i do prefer to be able to include more mature and potentially darker themes in my characters/plots/rps

but v, lil v, v the great, venus de milo, my ladydude... what do you WANT?
great question! by now, you've prob assumed the worst of me and that is that i am a marvel dumpster fire... and you would be correct!
while i lean hard into the guardians of the galaxy and spiderman fandoms, i'm also v familiar/having a wild love affair w the rest of the mcu. i've seen it all on screen, even read some of it, played a bunch of the canons, and did a shit ton of research to make sure i get these babies RIGHT, so.
there's no one in particular that i'm craving playing as far as canons go, so hit me with your wildest pairing fantasies.
i'm pretty limited as to who i'm looking to have played opposite my ocs because MAMA NEEDS HER FIX. writing fics and reading headcanons and imagines ain't cutting it anymore, heard?
again, dudes, i looove intertwining all the character plots, but if it's not plausible, i can also do totally separate plotlines. i also love traumatic romance sandwiches, so if u have ever wanted ur oc in the middle of a fight between two babes, NOW IS UR CHANCE.
in general, i just really love to plot, so let's get weird.

all that being said, i play bold, but you already knew that.

oc x tom holland!peter parker
oc x rocket raccoon (w a side of peter quill)
oc x maybe tony or harry or idfk let's just do it
oc x literally probably anyone try me fam

wow, ur literally so cool, v! i'm super interested, how do i contact u!?
(ugly crying) you're too much, person reading my ad! if this really did catch your interest, please feel free to shoot me an e-mail at halfdeadcosmos@gmail.com! you can also start up a google hangout because i really like fast communication instead of slow ass emailing back and forth lmao. i'll be around all night~ c:
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