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May 12 2018, 07:19 PM
Hello! I’m Crabius, as you can probably tell from my username. I’ve been roleplaying for about six or seven years, my humble beginnings starting at MSPARP when it was just starting up and I was deeply into homestuck. After I begun to move away from that Fandom, I left forums and turned to different apps, bouncing around from many until I grew bored of all one liners and flimsy characters and ended up back on forums.

My post lengths vary from partner to partner, most times I’ll just match you and write around how much you write. However, my normal lengths are usually from 500 words to 1000+ if you catch me on a good day.

I live in EST and am usually around all day. Though, as I am a college student, I am busy from around 9:00 to 5:00, though I will still be able to write responses then when I don’t have anything to do. I respond usually at a minimum of twice a day, most times more. However, the longer I write my responses, the longer the time is inbetween them, so please bear with me in that regard.

I usually only play male main characters, however I am willing to play both male and female side characters to add depth to our plots, though, I do ask you to do the same, I do not like carrying a plot often unless I expressively state so.

I am willing to write smut if you are willing as well. To be honest, I have very little limits, mostly only vore, scat, pegging and sexual-gore (but horror driven non-sexual gore is a plus), so if you have anything you think is strange you want to write, just ask, most times it’s fine with me, sometimes more than you think. Though, unless there is a plot involved, I find those types of roleplays grow stale.
  • You must play a female character, I don’t mind what gender you actually are, but I do look for romance in my roleplays, and I only do MxF for all of these plots, though, if I come up with one that’s MxM, it will be listed as such
  • Must be willing to roleplay mature themes maturely. That doesn’t mean I’m twisting your arm for smut though, if you want to fade to black that’s your prerogative, however I do look for people who understand/or can play themes like: mental illness, crime, violence, dysfunctionally functional relationships, correctly and realistically
  • Someone who posts a minimum of three paragraphs. I’m not looking for a novella response unless you are willing to give one. I will always match whatever you give unless I explicitly tell you I cannot build off of your response
  • For the specific roleplays that state this, must be alright with darker themes. Most of my plots, while they have fluffy relationships, will always have an undertone of darkness. It’s just how I develop some of my characters.
  • Someone who plays neither a dominant or submissive in a romantic relationship, instead, plays someone in between, like it would be in a vanilla relationship. When they get to the bed is different, my characters will most times be dominant unless something comes up, your character can be anything they want and do/have done anything they want to happen
  • A lot of these plots shift and change depending on the starter, so I prefer you to start. We can compromise on this, but it makes it easier for me to make a response that fits you
  • This list may change as time goes on
[!!!][!!!][!!!]Dark Souls: I am willing to play either Dark Souls 1 or Dark Souls 3, both of which I have played through to completion. I am much more fond of DS3 than 1, however, I will be more than willing to roleplay the latter. I will be playing the main Unkindled Ash for DS3 and an Original companion type Undead for DS1. You can play any female canon character you want for either, or you can play another Unkindled One for DS3, the Chosen Undead for DS1, or just your own original undead character, I'm fine with anything and am very willing to discuss plot.

[!!!][!!!]Fire Emblem: I have only played through Awakening (which is my favorite of what I’ve played) and half of all the Fates games (Conquest, I quit at the time because I was a scrub, Birthright I quit because it was too easy). For both of these I am only willing to play Corrin and Robin, both of which will basically be default, and I want you to play another canon female. However, we could do a RobinxRobin story or a CorrinxCorrin story if you want to use an OC.

Fallout New Vegas or 4: I’ve played both to hell so hit me with either one.

[!!!]DOOM 2016: I love this game and we can go in many different directions with this one, so give me your ideas and I’ll give you some of mine.

[!!!]Code Geass: I am willing to play Canon x Canon, with me playing as Lelouch, or Canon x OC, with me as the OC

[More Fandoms to Come When I Think of Them]

General Pairings (bold represents what character I want/am willing to play):

Teacher x Student (highschool or college/university)
”Victim” x Stalker (will explain in more depth)
Kidnapper x ”Victim” (If I am to play the kidnapper, it will be a very dark smut roleplay, I don’t do these often so if you really want to, give me your character’s and ideas. And Victim will be explained in more depth)
Monster/Supernatural x Monster Hunter from Hunter family (can be based in either Modern society or Steampunk Victorian)
Love Triangles (This is only for those who want to play two main characters. Whether or not this ends in a polyamorous relationship is up to you. Can also be a dark romance if you want)
Polyamorous relationships (again, only for those who want to play multiple characters but don’t want the whole love triangle business. Can also be a dark romance)

(Most of these can be set in different settings/time periods, so please feel free to pitch me any ideas)

Original Plots:

Love me...

(Y/C) loved (M/C) with all her heart.

He was her childhood friend since the age of ten. He protected (Y/C) with everything he had, even taking the bullying that was meant for her. But not once did he every complain, always giving his usual carefree grin to her.

Years past and their bond never broke even now in high school (Junior year). But time had taken its toll on (Y/C), Instead of that once shy girl, she was now (A delinquent, a bitch, happy go-lucky, or stoic, basically a unique personality). But even so, (M/C) still never left her side.

But he didn't realize what he was doing to (Y/C). With everyday that passed, the more they grew to love them. To the point of bleeding obsession. No one could have him but (Y/C), even if that meant others had to die.

At first, no one would dare to approach him, so (Y/C) could have them all to herself. But soon, other people saw through his carefree personality and slacker tendencies and began to actually give him the time of day. Oblivious to this, (M/C) was unaware of the girls that continued to pine for his affection.

And thus, the last straw was broken for (Y/C). Now, all the training and planning they had undergone will go to use.

But (Y/C) was blissfully unaware of the monster that resided inside of (M/C)

(This is obviously, a dark romance with a Yandere.

This will take place inside of a school, whether it is highschool or college/university is up to you. My character’s name will change depending if you chose a Western setting or an Eastern one)

A Rise to Power

He was ruthless, a dictator above all others.

He took the world by storm, obliterating everyone who opposed him by pure force. He controlled the entire world, forcing EVERY country to their very knees.

His armies were vast, all brainwashed into thinking his rule was the only thing important for the world and to them.

But above all that, he was still a person, one who would do anything to shatter the world... to create it anew. And he would do anything to protect the one he love above it all, his empire, his army, his people and his power.

It started with a presidential campaign, one man who promised to change the country forever. Little did they know the change they were to get was something they never wanted.

It took two full terms, but he managed to corrupt the government as a whole. Nothing in America could stand against him, and soon, the world couldn't stand against him.

(I am looking for a female to play his close confidant, it doesn't have to start with romance, your character could just be a close ally, a friend or even someone who just follows his ideals but stays as an acquaintance rather than anything closer. Or they can out right hate him but wants to see his plans through, your choice.

And please have your character be as assertive as mine, seeing as an overly submissive character would be trampled over in a political environment.

Since this is a political environment, your character and my own must be at least over 35.

This can start at the start of his campaign or the beginning of his world take over.

This is meant to be a romance rp.)


Learning to Love

He ran, he ran as fast as his legs could carry him, but deep down, he knew his end was near.

(M/C) was one of the most undermined warriors of his city. He stood at a tall five foot eleven. He had a muscular built and a body riddled with battle scars. He had long brown hair that framed his fair skin quite well. His face and features were average, nothing standing out but his piercing blue eyes. But now it seemed he wouldn't make it home this time around.

It was 1200 BC, and the Trojan War had just reached its end. Through divine intervention, the gods helped humanity. Warriors returned to their homes, and the Greeks fulfilled their promise to the Roman Empire.

When (M/C) returned home, he wasn't paraded as a hero for his many deeds. He was thanked with gratitude for saving so many of his fellow warriors lives. He was met with gazes of distrust and hate. He was labeled a failure, even though what he did saved many of his despisers.

But even so, he didn't care. He was used to the looks, even though now it was more widespread. He continued to live his life, protecting those who needed it, even though he got no thanks in return.

But as fate would have it, destiny had other plans for him.

Medusa had recently turned an entire village to stone, not very far from where (M/C) city resided. Many of the City's warriors readied for battle, many of the towns folk doing the same as well. But he could see the incoming blood bath from miles away, and he refused to watch his home and his people die senselessly.

So, he ventured out, sneaking away in the middle of the night, deserting his post. He had hoped he would be home by the next morning, in time to check in with his commanding officer and pretend nothing happened.

That was what he hoped anyway, but he forgot to plan ahead.

And now, he was cornered, having found Medusa herself. He took a deep breath, trying to steel his nerves. He shut his eyes, slowly turning around “L-look... please... spare my people...” he started “I don't want to hurt you... please... take my life instead” he threw down his sword, clenching his fist tightly “I know you have your humanity still, so please, let them live” suddenly, he opened his eyes, staring directly at her, her own meeting his. He waited for his death to take him.

But to his surprise, it never came.

This is a romance roleplay! As the title suggests.

I only roleplay through my email, which is, so if you are interested and/or have any questions about any of the above plots or pairings, send me an email and I'll get back to you as soon as possible
Apr 24 2018, 10:16 PM
I'm looking for a female or someone who is willing to play as a female and can respond with multi-paragraph answers. It doesn't have to be a novel, but please make sure it has substance to it so I can respond with a quality reply. Please be aware that, especially on this site, I may disappear for a day or two before coming back. This happens less often on other apps I frequent that are on my phone, so if you would like that information, please let me know.

I am looking to roleplay either Fire Emblem: Awakening or Dark Souls III.

For Fire Emblem, I would play the default MU/Avatar, in other words, the basic Robin, I would like you to play any of the canon female cast, or even a female Robin if you would like to work that out.

We can start at any point in the story you want and as far in the relationship as you want. We could start from the beginning of the game, playing it out with a twist. We could start before or directly after Emmeryn's fall and map out the rest of the game. We could even start at the end or the beginning of the Valm Campaign. I'm also fine with beginning during the two year buffer in between the end of the Plegian war and the beginning of the Valmese Campaign.

Of course, I would like this to be romantic roleplay centered around the normal action of the game. The main ship would be Robin and whatever female character you would like to play as. I will also play other characters as well to give the world a bit more depth, so if you would like to start pairs with them as well I am all for it. I would prefer you assist me in playing characters apart from your main female character, I will be primarily playing the other male characters as well as whatever NPCs and Enemies we need. If you could play other NPCs (your discretion) and other female canon characters I would be very grateful.

As for the Dark Souls III roleplay, I will be playing as the main Unkindled Ash and you could play any other female in the game, or even another undead/unkindled if you want.

Again we could start wherever in the game you want, however I would prefer the earlier parts, but if you really want to, anywhere is fine. I'm leaving this one more vague because we could take it in any direction we want, however do know that my character will have preset actions depending on how the story plays out and how your character interacts with my own.

I'm excited to roleplay with you all!
Apr 24 2018, 09:31 PM
Hello! I'm Crabius, as you can probably tell from my username.

I've been roleplaying for about four to five years from now and have sharpened my grasp of the english language considerably. I tend to answer will multiparagraph responses, always depending upon what one gives me as a reply that is.

I'm usually around most of the day, and I'm usually always ready to answer. However, me being new to this site specifically, I don't really know how these notifications actually work, so forgive me if I don't respond quickly.\

If you would like, I could provide anyone my account names for any other apps I frequent more often if we are to roleplay together.

I look forward to writing with you all!

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