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Mar 6 2018, 09:29 PM
Specific. Yet broad!
SO. I know short-term is a deal-breaker for a lot of you. Honestly, I just want to rapid-fire short stuff (no more than 300 words a reply) while prepping for my midterm Friday. I will play ANY gender, ANY pairing, ANY genre except historical, NO limits (except for yours).
What I want out of this rp is two characters who know each other having (an) explosive moment(s). Bring me the relationship battles, the actual physical battles, angry smut, toxic waste, whatever goes. No buildup, minimal discussion. I want to cut straight into the middle of a screaming match, basically.
If anyone's up for it, I'll do email or discord - email@example.com / blahblahbertha#4471.
Help me release some of this tension?
Dec 22 2017, 05:46 PM
Hi guys. I’m Bertha, I’m 21+ (If we’re going to be doing mature plots, you should be of age) and a college student. After trying my hand at fandom stuff and finding it is *really* not for me, I’m excited to get back into originals. I am here to have fun and make friends, so I'm happy to chat and get to know you if you like. Don’t feel like you have to read all of this; I included genres, themes, characters and plots/plot bunnies so you could look at whatever lights your muse the best. I rp mainly over email (though I do have discord & Skype if you want to ask for that) and mine is firstname.lastname@example.org.Length & Activity:
Being a student means my activity varies, and it’s also based on the length of our posts. For the most part, I like to write 200-400 words and get out a reply a couple times a day. However, (particularly for historical), I can write in the 300-700 word range and reply once every few days. I don’t match per se, but let’s talk length and activity before we get started.Ditching/Ghosting:
If for any reason you don’t want to or can’t continue our roleplay, just let me know. If you don’t want to explain, you can say that, too. But you should know I've had partners ditch over things I included that literally didn't matter to me at all, so maybe we can work something out. And if we’ve played together before, with the exception of my fandom excursions, hit me up again. Limits & Characters:
My limits are few. I don’t generally do incest, non-con or under/over-age pairings, and let’s talk kinks before introducing (unlikely to do a kink-focused rp). The first three are particularly flexible in a medieval-esque/historical setting, though generally I like characters to be at least 16. I have experience playing all genders, and play any pairings except poly pairings (just no experience on that front). Lately I’ve been playing more males but in the past I’ve done more females. I’m totally open to any kind of parings you want to explore.Genres:Themes:CharactersPlots & Plot Bunnies
- I’ve forgotten who we were meant to be (modern, amnesia, any pairing)
- Clara & the Nutcracker (fantasy, mxf, Nutcracker-inspired)
- Your heart not your hand (tudor-era or medieval-esque, flexible pairing, lover)
Sep 24 2017, 05:40 PM
Hi, I'm Bertha. I'm a college student, so I can get pretty busy but I like to have an rp or two to keep my imagination firing. These days, I like posting more frequently on the shorter side. Say, 400-600 words for an intro and 200-400 words for a reply, once or twice a day? (Less is also good: there will be times when I can't post every day, though I'll try to keep you in the loop.) That said, when plotting, I like to do it fast, like many times a day if possible. I'll plot as much or little as you want but I do get excited and want to get into the actual rp, hence the speed. (Also I can be long-winded OOC.)
My hard limits are pedophilia and incest, and my soft limits are kinks and non-con (I think they can make sense with certain chars/plots). Let me know your limits/triggers so that I can be respectful of them.
I think "yes, and" and communication are paramount. If there's something that's not tripping your trigger or my reply didn't give you enough meat, let me know and I'll be happy to change it. That said, you've got to be willing to do the same. Typically, I prefer plotting/chatting in a separate thread or messenger, and rping over email, but I'm flexible so let me know what you like best. At the moment, I'm looking for modern RL relationship angst, any pairing but primarily established couples. I've got a couple of plots in mind, but feel free to suggest.
Plot 1: (I've tried this before but timing got messed up and killed my muse, so I'd like to try it again)
Xavier (my character) was always a rebellious prankster, so his parents thought he was joking when he came out as gay and in love with their friend, Connor (name can be changed). I see them as a House/Wilson, Sherlock/Watson kind of couple: Xavier admires Connor, they value their relationship over all others, and they have a wicked sense of humor to keep the fun running. They've been together 15-20 years (Xavier's 35-45, Connor's 50-58) and just recently, Connor was diagnosed with a life-threatening illness. I don't want it to be a certain death sentence, just enough to shake them to their core. Like, they made it past the homophobia, the reaction of their friends and family, and other life issues, and now this. I do want to figure out exactly what disease it is and play it pretty realistically. I have some pretty interesting plot twists I've thought up for this one, so ask me about those (some interesting side characters could be a long-lost sister, a psychologist, or a surrogate – anything that doesn't interest you isn't a path we need to explore).
When the daughter of a prominent mob boss fell in love with a low-level mobster, they knew he had to win her father's favor so they could get married, so they plotted together. She never told anyone that she accidentally got pregnant during that time. Knowing it could ruin everything, she secretly got an abortion, which, unbeknownst to her, scarred her uterus and could cause a future miscarriage.
Now settled into their new life, they've started talking about having a baby and her secret is about to come out. It could be a matter of life or death - for either or both of them.
My email is email@example.com and my discord is blahblahbertha(#4471). I also have Skype and aim if you have a strong preference for one of those. Hit me up!
Jul 19 2017, 06:03 AM
Hi, I'm Bertha. For a couple months while abroad, I stepped out of the rp world to work on some fan fiction, comics and original works. But, guys, I miss
the interactivity! I'm a major nerd. If you're the chatty type, I'll send you stuff that reminds me of our roleplay including fun images, videos and even original artwork. ^^ Otherwise I'm also fine sticking to the rp itself. Activity:
As a student, I tend to have a lot of free time. Sometimes I can handle multiple posts per day but usually I average at least one response per day
, except on weekends.
Long-term is good, or we could start with a shorter-term end-goal. Occasionally I need a week or two. I do my best to let partners know beforehand, and you're always welcome to poke me. Length:
The three ~700-word intros (below) are not typical. I'm usually in the 300-500 range for replies. That said, I'm incredibly flexible.
I tend to write similar lengths to what I'm given; however, a juicy story matters to me so much more than wordcount, grammar or spelling.
I like to think: tell a good story, the details don't matter. I don't care if we gloss over something in pursuit of the plot but I hate stagnation.Plots, pairings and more:
Honestly, I'm looking for something exciting, angsty and fluffy.
What I want more than anything out of a partner is someone who also drives the story forward. I do all pairings, both platonic and romantic with any gender, but I'm really feeling m// fandom romance right now
. I may double or triple, but my favorite is to have one MC each and then side characters to make the world feel whole. Below are my fandoms/genres, plots and pairings. Plots w/asterisks have an intro. If I have a strong preference for a character in a pairing, it'll be bolded; otherwise I'll play either. The stuff below is not all-encompassing: please suggest! Cravings are in a dark blue.My limits are few:
rape/non-con, underage, and incest. Just ask before introducing kinks. I’m more into fluff/angst than smut but I’ll play it out or fade to black as you like. Let me know your limits and I'll be sure to keep them in mind. My email is firstname.lastname@example.org, and I'm flexible on platform
(prefer email, but also have google docs, discord, Skype, hangouts, and possibly AIM though I don't love it). Can't wait to hear from you! BBC Sherlock
John x Sherlock (quintessential gay couple ^^)
Plot 1: After the Reichenbach Fall, the writers never came up with a satisfying reason for how Sherlock didn't jump, so my plot is that he did
and survived (possible though not guaranteed from 3-4 stories). Now he and John have to unravel Moriarty's network whilst assassins attempt to take them out. Possible injury!angst if that's your thing. If we combine with plot 2, then John has bitten off more than he can chew helping Sherlock with this one *
Plot 2: In Elementary, Watson becomes Sherlock's apprentice and learns to become a consulting detective like him. I think it would be cool if BBC Watson did the same. This could be a standalone plot or we could apply it to the one above.HouseHouse x Wilson**
House x Cuddy
House x CameronThirteen
Kutner x ???
Plot 1: There’s an outbreak at the hospital and only House can figure out how to treat it. As it spreads rapidly and the hospital is quarantined, things become urgent. House and his team/Wilson/Cuddy race against time while everyone tries to avoid infecting themselves. (Possible tragic decision at the end.) **
Plot 2 (zombie AU): When the zombie apocalypse hits, House ends up at the forefront of a movement for a cure. How does it spread? How can they stop it spreading? If it works like something they know, they can treat it like something they know. Only House and [other character(s)] can find the answers. But as the disease spreads, time is running out. **Other mysteries:
other Sherlock x Watson (I’ve read the Hound of the Baskervilles, watched the Robert Downey Jr. films, and seen Elementary)
Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries (Miss Fisher x Jack, Dr. Mac x OC gf, tv series only)
Monk (Monk x Natalie/Sherona/suggest)
Poirot (David Suchet series or the books)
(In a nebulous post-series/slightly alternative timeline) Dean x Cas
: After Cas declares his love for Dean, Mary and Sam insist they pair off, giving them time to explore their newly-admitted relationship on a job.
(Also open to: brotherly! Dean x Sam; Dean x Jo)iZombie:
Liv and Lowell decide to take down Blaine instead of killing him, but that becomes increasingly dangerous as they get closer and closer to the Max Rager conspiracy.Dollhouse:
Everything from their daring escape of the attic on was still a simulation. They have another chance to make this right- if they can.Other sci-fi/actiony shows:
Star Trek DS9 (Bashir x Garak, revived!Jadzia
Agents of SHIELD where SHIELD still exists (Fitz x Skye, Fitz x Simmons, Fitz x Mac, Skye x Simmons, ensemble?)
Limitless TV show not movie (Rebecca
Leverage (Hardison x Parker)
suggest!Fractured FairytalesSleeping Beauty:
Rapunzel's sleep is not peaceful. Instead, she is actually trapped in an alternate dimension in the guise of a dream, learning its secrets and trying to escape. Other Character convinces the fairies to cast a spell to let them enter Rapunzel's world when they dream, hoping they can fight their way out together.Alice in Wonderland:
After the white rabbit taught her to worldwalk, Alice
explored many planes. In Wonderland, where the Red Queen ruled with an iron fist, she and a friend/lover started a rebellion. (Could take inspiration from existing tv shows and movies or just the books.) One day, she wakes up in New York city with fuzzy memories and a life that feels terribly… off. She finds her way back to the rebel encampment while pieces of memory float back to her. Her lover/friend tries to help her but the changes in her are hard on everyone. One memory haunts her: she drank a potion straight from the Red Queen herself. Can she join the friend/lover to be the leader she once was? Or will she fall to the wayside as everyone else gears up for the final confrontation? ***
And, of course: Suggest!
If it's a fandom you think I'd like that's on Netflix (no anime) I'm even willing to check it out. Also open to original post-apocalyptic scenarios and other kinds of sci-fi. Burnt out on historical and most other kinds of fantasy.
Apr 15 2017, 04:31 AM
Hi guys! I'm studying abroad in Germany, and as the semester starts, I'd love to have an rp or two to keep me busy. I reply a few times a week and am currently in the mood for mystery, with or without a side of romance.
I'm 21+, LGBT-friendly, and interested in neurodivergent and d/Disabled characters. I play characters of all genders and all pairings, and I do both romantic/sexual and platonic relationships. I don't have a whole lot of limits. I like fleshing out a world with many characters outside of our main characters, who may ebb and flow in importance, but if that bothers you I can focus pretty well on only our two characters. I write 3rd person, past tense, usually 200-600 words. I no longer match, and I don't care if you match. Maximize what I can respond to– dialogue and inciting actions. I'll do the same.
I rp through email or google docs. I am happy to email or chat to plot. My Skype & Discord are blahblahbertha, my gmail is email@example.com and you are also welcome to message me on Hangouts. Gmail is probably the fastest way to reach me, but the others also work.
Unless otherwise indicated, I'm willing to play either character in the pairing. Here are my fandoms and pairings, and then some plots I've got.
House - Wilson x House (technically not a mystery, but House was based on Holmes so)
BBC Sherlock - Holmes x Watson
Miss Fisher - Miss Fisher x Det. Robinson, platonic Miss Fisher x Dot
iZombie - open to multiple characters, incld. Liv, Clive, Ravi, Lowell (I have a plot!)
iZombie plot: ~-*-~spoiler alert~-*-~ When Liv decides not to kill Blaine, instead of Lowell attempting to kill him, she texts him and says she wants to take him down the legal way, solidifying her new identity as a detective. As her life becomes more entangled with Blaine's expanding organized crime, she learns more and more about the mysterious Max Rager and its connection to and coverup of the impending zombie apocalypse.
~-*-~end spoiler alert~-*-~
Colin Fisher is a young cop who had dreams of becoming a detective until his spinal cord was injured, making him paraplegic. Now he'll have to learn to rely on a partner (your character. Could be a cop, forensics expert, personal assistant, nurse, coroner, etc.) while reasserting his capabilities for them to achieve both their dreams (police detective or consultants or PI’s). Romantic/sexual or platonic.
Similar plot, two choices. I’d like to play Muse A. Any pairing, romantic or platonic.
Muse A and Muse B run a detective agency. Muse A has a memory for little details and a knack for patterns and reading people, but fails when it comes to organization and charisma and has a sensitivity to loud sounds and crowded places. Muse B brings food, charms witnesses, and handles unfriendly environments. When Muse A notices a pattern in a string of recently-closed cases, the pair begin to uncover a conspiracy that goes deeper than either could have imagined.
Muse A runs a struggling detective agency. Muse A has a great memory for details, a knack for patterns, and an uncanny ability to read people, but has no charm or tact, forgets larger-picture things like food and bills and is sensitive to loud sounds and crowded places. After discovering a pattern in several cases unsolved by police, Muse A investigates and comes upon Muse B. Together, they begin to uncover a conspiracy to shake the foundations of their city– and lives.