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Jun 8 2018, 11:45 PM
Have you ever had a pairing suckerpunch you in the throat?

Because I have, and after watching Infinity War (twice), I am left scraping the bottom of the rarepair barrel in search of any scrap of sustenance to slake my mIGHTY THIRST.

This is where I come to you, my friends, on bended knee, and beg you to assist me in my desperate mission:

PARTAKE WITH ME IN SOME DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS, LONG-TERM, LONG-FORM IRONSTRANGE.

Now, before you agree to indulging in my weird little fantasy, I do want to mention a couple of things.

One:
I'm not... exactly... completely sure what the plot is going to be.
In fact, I have no fucking clue.
But I'll work it out if you give me a chance I swear. We can also totally spitball some half-assed ideas until something viable sticks that's also good.

Two:
I don't like grimdark tales of woe and angst.
No overly melodramatic, sad and wooby boys here.
They're a pair of grown-ass men with a slew of various complexes I won't pretend I can always keep them in-character but let's not jump off the deep end here trying to win the edgy olympics.
Given who the characters are I understand that substance abuse and addiction will more than likely come up, be discussed, and undoubtedly written about, but there is no reason to boil the rp down to Just that (see point three).

Three:
Happy endings are r e q u i r e d.
There, I said it.
I roleplay as a form of escapism and I don't want shitty real life stuff getting in the way of two of my favorite characters falling in love and being together.
I want them to defeat the evil and then smooch a lot like let's stop pretending we're all HP Lovecraft and existential horror.

Four:
I would prefer to play Strange, but I have definitely played Stark a lot and also have a decent handle on his character.

Five:
Mutual pining is a Top Tier trope and should definitely feature heavily at the start of our rp.

Six:
Things're gonna get Spicy. If you are unwilling to play through NSFW scenes then the show cannot go on.
Six-point-five:
While we're here and talking about it, I am a big proponent of switching and I hope you are too.

Seven:
If my nonsense hasn't scared you off, please email me at sectith@gmail.com

And to recap (AKA TLDR):
One very desperate gay seeks lighthearted, character-focused rp featuring Marvel's Ironman and Doctor Strange. Enjoys soft content and occasional villain-fighting. Does not handle major character death, adultery, or rape well. Likes banter. And magic. And robots.

Thank you for your attention and consideration. I look forward to hearing from you, friends.
I promise my writing is better than this and can provide samples if needed.
Feb 8 2018, 12:29 PM
McFuckin' Howdy, Y'all.
Name's Fresh.


I'm gonna be as quick, simple, and concise as I can here.
Fandoms on top, original, non-fandom situations and AU ideas below that. Then rules.
M/M unless the pairing otherwise dictates something else.

If you'd like to see writing samples from me, peep this. It's all NSFW.
More writing samples found here. These are more indicative of my RP style (it's also mostly NSFW).



Fandoms.
! = I really wanna do this
bolded names are characters I would rather play within the pairing.


STAR WARS
  • General Hux/Kylo Ren !!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Darth Maul/OC !!!!
  • Knights of Ren/General Hux
  • Captain Phasma/General Hux
OVERWATCH
  • McCree/Hanzo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • McCree/Genji
  • McCree/Junkrat !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • McCree/Reaper
  • McCree/Soldier 76 !!!
  • Moira/Mercy !!
  • Mercy/Genji
  • Genji/Zenyatta
  • Junkrat/Lucio
  • Junkrat/Symmetra
  • Zarya/Mei
  • Reaper/Soldier 76 !!!!!!!
  • Pharah/Mercy !!
DREAM DADDY
Does this fandom still exist? IDK but I'm still HERE. FOR. IT.
(Also demons/cult ending/supernatural shit is my fav so hit me up for that shit)
  • Joseph/Robert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Damien/Robert
  • Damien/OC
  • Joseph/OC
OG AND AU
! = I really wanna do this
bolded names are characters I would rather play within the pairing.



SCI-FI AND ALIENS !!!!!
Lots of stuff to go on down here.
  • Space Pirates !
  • Aliens hiding on Earth!
  • Earthlings in space!
  • Aliens and Earthlings in a war!
  • Aliens and Earthlings in peace treaty nonsense!
  • Space station shenanigans!
  • Stranded on an alien planet!
  • Treasure Planet-type stuff!
And it goes on and on my friends. I have loads of ideas for this particular genre, so don't hesitate to ask about it. !

FANTASY - LOW, HIGH, AND OTHERWISE
  • High Fantasy
  • Modern Fantasy
  • Adventures and Magic
  • Sea Voyages, like the animated Sinbad, or Pirates of the Caribbean if you're more familiar with that
  • Historical Fantasy
  • Magical Worlds
  • Colossi
  • Mythical Creatures, including werewolves, vampires, nymphs, nagas, satyrs, centaurs, dragons, mermaids, and whatever else is available.
  • Necromancy
Whatever nonsense you can cram into this, go for it. Everything from arranged marriage tropes to a pair of friends setting off on some grand adventure is of course welcome. I also have ideas for this, so again feel free to ask.

CANNIBALISM
This has its' own category because I'm a horrible, nasty human being and you should definitely check out Dinner With a Cannibal if you haven't already. Find it at your local library!
  • I'm looking for something that explores cannibalism in, specifically, a post-apocalyptic scenario (thinking mainly something set in a Mad Max-esque universe).
  • Something that involves harvesting 'meat' from still-living 'stock' as a main plot-point (if you're squeamish like super turn back now cause it ain't getting better from here).
  • Accidental consumption of human meat by a character (possibly over a long period of time, and the psychological fallout as a result of this).
  • Detailed descriptions of both the harvest of either still-living or deceased stock, as well as descriptions of food prep (imagine Hannibal-levels of attractive-looking food).
  • Cannibalism being something that is still largely frowned upon, despite dire, post-apoc circumstances.
  • World-building nonsense.
I am interested in playing any of the following characters:
  • A cannibal who consumes human flesh out of either necessity or pleasure (I have a lot of ideas here okay just come at me with what kind of character you want to play I'm willing to do anything here).
  • Someone who was once a victim of circumstance but managed to escape with (most of) their limbs intact.
  • Someone unrelated who happens to stumble upon a 'herd of stock' and decides to save them. Among this stock is your character.
These roleplays will not necessarily be long. If you want to play a current victim (one that doesn't survive, for instance), against my cannibal just to explore the aspect of terror and torture, then obviously our rp isn't gonna go on forever.

EVERYTHING ELSE
Just whatever else comes to mind. Steampunk, robots, all are welcome and can also be applied to above genres. General sci-fi tropes and such fall here as well, since above is very specifically alien-oriented.
  • Robot/Human
  • Superhero original characters and verses
  • Post-Apocalyptic survival, including zombies, The Road, viral outbreak, nuclear war, Mad Max, Hunger Games etc.
  • Rick and Morty-esque adventure
  • Omegaverse AU (which can be applied to literally everything listed above tbh)
Rules.
These are like super simple, and I'm gonna try to keep them that way. Most things are pretty intuitive, and I'm not the biggest stickler in the world, so it should be okay.
  • I only roleplay via email. If you wanna plot on Hangouts or smth like that, it's cool. But the bulk of actual roleplay will occur via email.
  • Another thing that's not really a rule, but bears mentioning: I like drama and angst but if there is too much and it's too constant I will burn right the hell out and will probably tell you to ease up on the doom-and-gloom. If you're about one disaster after another without a break to breathe we probably won't get on super well. A little bit of fluff? Just a lil. I'm a sucker for sweet lovin'.
  • I work multiple jobs irl so my rp time is limited. I usually reply once a day, sometimes more. Sometimes I reply half a paragraph, sometimes you'll get four. Either way you'll always have something to work with.
  • I'm not comfortable roleplaying with people under 18. Please be 18+.
  • Descriptive smut is required. Maybe not all the time, but when appropriate. If you fade-to-black, please don't message me.
  • Again, not a rule, but if you see fanart or make a YT playlist or hear a song that reminds you of a character/pairing/scenario, PLEASE FEEL FREE to share it with meeeee. I'm a ho for that kind of stuff and I'll spam you with fanart too.
If anything catches your interest, fancy, or curiosity, please don't hesitate to message me either here, or (even better) on my email!
sectith@gmail.com
Jul 12 2017, 11:11 AM
Now, I don't intend to make this terribly long or meandering; I'd like to save that for the roleplay itself. So without further ado, I'm going to go ahead and jump right into the pairings I am interested in:

Italicized names are characters that I will be playing. If neither is italicized, then I have no preference.

STAR WARS:
General Hux/Kylo Ren (this is my biggest craving rn 10/10 will worship the ground you walk on if you gimme)
Obi Wan/Asajj Ventress
Darth Maul/OC
Knights of Ren/Kylo Ren
Knights of Ren/General Hux (I have ideas for this and above)
Captain Phasma/General Hux
Captain Phasma/Kylo Ren

OVERWATCH:
Jesse McCree/Hanzo Shimada
Jesse McCree/Genji Shimada
Genji Shimada/Angela Ziegler (Mercy)
Junkrat/Roadhog
Lucio/Genji
Ana/Reinhardt
Reaper/Soldier76
Gabriel Reyes/Jack Morrison
McCree/Reaper
McCree/Reyes
McCree/Jack
Pharah/Mercy
Zarya/OC Female

... And, honestly, this is getting out-of-hand. There's a lot of Overwatch Ships I'll ship.

Limit-wise I will not roleplay non-consent/rape, or anything particularly skeevy. Canon-appropriate violence is, well, appropriate, but I'm not here for torture porn or hardcore guro*.

*this may be negotiable in pairings where Mercy is involved, or in Star Wars scenarios involving the Knights of Ren.

I roleplay exclusively via email. sectith@gmail.com if you'd like to reach me there.

To see samples of my work, peep my AO3 Here.
And Here is every roleplay starter I've ever written. Feel free to skim through them, if you'd like more of an idea of my roleplay style.

SO OKAY Y'ALL
This is already longer than I wanted it to be OTL
If you like what you see, shoot me an email!
We'll hash something fun out; I've got a couple of ideas for most of the pairings listed.
Mar 23 2016, 02:43 AM
I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED.

Okay, so, just to keep this super, ultra simple the following are the things you mainly need to know about my interest here:

- I'm looking for something that explores cannibalism in, specifically, a post-apocalyptic scenario (thinking mainly something set in a Mad Max-esque universe).
- Something that involves harvesting 'meat' from still-living 'stock' as a main plot-point (if you're squeamish like super turn back now cause it ain't getting better from here).
- Accidental consumption of human meat by a character (possibly over a long period of time, and the psychological fallout as a result of this).
- Detailed descriptions (let's get visceral here).
- Cannibalism being something that is still largely frowned upon.
- World-building nonsense.

Uh. There's definitely more (and I'll add it as I think of things), but that's about the gist of it up there.
What else?

I am interested in playing any of the following characters:
- A cannibal who consumes human flesh out of either necessity or pleasure (I have a lot of ideas here okay just come at me with what kind of character you want to play I'm willing to do anything here)
- Someone who was once a victim of circumstance but managed to escape with (most of) their limbs intact
- Someone unrelated who happens to stumble upon a 'herd of stock' and decides to save them. Among this stock is your character

These roleplays will not necessarily be long. If you want to play a current victim (one that doesn't survive, for instance), against my cannibal just to explore the aspect of terror and torture, then obviously our rp isn't gonna go on forever.

If you wanna get shippy (and hey, who doesn't like fucked up things), I only do m/m or f/f.

And that, for now, is all. Message me if you wanna chat plot. Cause I got a lot of plot. Tell me what kind of character you want to play.

Thanks so much, lovelies <3
Jan 26 2016, 12:16 AM

I'm gonna be as quick as I can here. Fandoms on top, original, non-fandom situations and AU ideas below that. Then rules .
M/M unless the pairing otherwise dictates something else. That said - gender flips are also acceptable if you want to play a non-M/M pairing as M/M.
Everything is under spoiler tags, just to keep things simple.

Also! I bump the board with writing samples/starters/character descriptions, so if you wanna see what I write like or you want some ideas, just scroll on down! If you spot a starter down there that you really like, we can use that one without a problem. Just let me know which one it is!


BEFORE I BEGIN, HOWEVER:
I am 200% craving a Star Wars VII roleplay right now.

Specifically, I'm looking for our favorite angry ginger and his annoying, angsty Sith Lord to get together and cause some havoc.
Kylo Ren/General Hux
all day err'day.

I'm desperate. Pls. I need more of this in my life.
I HAVE HEADCANONS BURNING A HOLE IN MY POCKET.

I have one plot idea and a starter for it already where I play Hux, but I'm willing to play either of them if you wanna sit down and hash out some other ideas.

One last thing to mention here: I'm not super-duper familiar with the Star Wars universe overall (I've seen all the movies and everything but I never got as hype for it as I am now), so I do auxiliary research for roleplay responses. Sometimes what I look up is probably wrong. Forgive me for my lack of technical knowledge.




Now, back to your regularly-scheduled programming:


Fandoms
  
Fandoms.
! = I really wanna do this
bolded names are characters I would rather play within the pairing.
Everything else is 100% negotiable, and there might even be pairings I haven't thought of. So, if something catches your eye, feel free to mention it.


Pacific Rim
  • Hermann Gottlieb/Newton Gieszler !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Hermann Gottlieb/Aleksis Kaidonovsky
Marvel Movie Verse
(heads-up: I haven't seen AoU or Ant Man or GotG yet. Working on it but currently disregarding those as canon.
Tony Stark still has the arc reactor in all movie-verse roleplays; we're pretending IM3 ending didn't happen.
Bucky Barnes doesn't have an arm, please remember that. Even in AUs, he doesn't have an arm.
Clint Barton is Deaf. Please remember that, too.)
  • Tony Stark/Bruce Banner !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Bruce Banner/Clint Barton
  • Bruce Banner/Loki Laufeyson !
  • Loki Laufeyson/Thor Odinson
  • Phil Coulson/Steve Rogers !
  • Phil Coulson/Clint Barton
  • Clint Barton/Tony Stark
  • Steve Rogers/Sam Wilson !
  • Bucky Barnes/Sam Wilson
Harry Potter
(Marauders era, Harry's school years era, Second War era, Post-war era. I don't do next-gen.)
  • Severus Snape/Remus Lupin !
  • Severus Snape/Sirius Black
  • Severus Snape/Harry Potter
  • Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy !
  • Sirius Black/Remus Lupin
  • Remus Lupin/ Lucius Malfoy !
  • Remus Lupin/Draco Malfoy
  • Lucius Malfoy/Severus Snape
  • Lucius Malfoy/Harry Potter !
  • Draco Malfoy/Severus Snape
Pet Shop of Horrors
  • Count D/Leon Orcot !
  • Count D/Original Character
Storm Hawks !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I really love this universe, so I'll basically take anything you throw at me.)
  • Finn/Stork !
  • Dark Ace/Aerrow !
  • Dark Ace/Stork
  • Stork/Aerrow
  • Finn/Piper
  • Piper/Cyclonis !
  • Dark Ace/Cyclonis
  • Original Character/Original Character
BBC Sherlock
(While it does say BBC, I will also do the universes of Doyle's original Sherlock, Russian Sherlock, and RDJ Sherlock)
  • Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
  • Sherlock Holmes/Gregory Lestrade
  • Sherlock Holmes/Mycroft Holmes
  • Mycroft Holmes/John Watson !
  • Mycroft Holmes/Gregory Lestrade !
  • Jim Moriarty/Sebastian Moran !
World of Warcraft
(Pretty much just interested in playing within the world. Lore can be included, but I'm not super well-versed. Cross-faction stuff is welcome. I'm not interested in named canon characters.)
  • Troll/Anyone !
I just want to play my troll. Besides that, any player characters are welcome, and I'll definitely play another race as well. Any NPC races are welcome as well (Naga, Murloc, Eredar, Golems, Dragons, etc).

Some of My Favorite AUs For Fandoms
This is just a list of possible AUs that can be mixed with any of the above pairings and situations.
  • High School
  • University/Roommates
  • Soulmates !
  • Mr. and Mrs. Smith
  • Any pairing thrust into a Fantasy or Sci-Fi situation
  • Harry Potter AU


Original Stuff
  
Original/Odd Pairings and AU Ideas.
! = I really wanna do this
bolded names are characters I would rather play within the pairing.
Everything else is 100% negotiable, and there might even be pairings I haven't thought of. So, if something catches your eye, feel free to mention it.


Sci-Fi and Aliens !!!!!
Lots of stuff to go on down here.
  • Space Pirates !
  • Aliens hiding on Earth!
  • Earthlings in space!
  • Aliens and Earthlings in a war!
  • Aliens and Earthlings in peace treaty nonsense!
  • Space station shenanigans!
  • Stranded on an alien planet!
  • Treasure Planet-type stuff!
And it goes on and on my friends. I have loads of ideas for this particular genre, which can also be mixed with several of the fandoms above, so don't hesitate to ask about it, because I flippin' love it. !

Fantasy and All Related
  • High Fantasy
  • Modern Fantasy
  • Adventures and Magic
  • Sea Voyages, like the animated Sinbad, or Pirates of the Caribbean if you're more familiar with that
  • Historical Fantasy
  • Magical Worlds
  • Colossi
  • Mythical Creatures, including werewolves, vampires, nymphs, nagas, satyrs, centaurs, dragons, mermaids, and whatever else is available.
  • Necromancy
Whatever nonsense you can cram into this, go for it. Everything from arranged marriage tropes to a pair of friends setting off on some grand adventure is of course welcome. I also have ideas for this, so again feel free to ask.

Everything Else and Miscellaneous Things
Just whatever else comes to mind. Steampunk, robots, all are welcome and can also be applied to above genres. General sci-fi tropes and such fall here as well, since above is very specifically alien-oriented.
  • Robot/Human
  • Superhero original characters and verses
  • Ghost/Human - reincarnation optional but no suicide of the living individual
  • Baker/Customer or Critic or Competitor or Coworker
  • Classical Musician/Admirer or Composer or Another Musician
  • Magic or Superhero school
  • Post-Apocalyptic survival, including zombies, The Road, viral outbreak, nuclear war, Mad Max, Hunger Games etc.
  • Cannibal/Protege or Investigator - this goes doubly great if we mix it with post-apocalyptic survival
  • Testing facility for human morphing and trials; think Z Nation or something Cronenberg-style or even Portal
  • Mad scientist/Monster
  • Monster/Monster
  • Rick and Morty-esque adventure
And basically any kind of standard slice-of-life pairing options/tropes are open, as well.



Rules
  
Rules.
These are like super simple, and I'm gonna try to keep them that way. Most things are pretty intuitive, and I'm not the biggest stickler in the world, so it should be okay.
  • I only roleplay via email. Not a rule, but it's important enough because I realize that's a deal-breaker for some people. Sorry, I can't be flexible here.
  • Another thing that's not really a rule, but bears mentioning: I like drama and angst but if there is too much and it's too constant I will burn right the hell out and will probably tell you to ease up on the doom-and-gloom. If you're about one disaster after another without a break to breathe we probably won't get on super well. A little bit of fluff? Just a lil. I'm a sucker for sweet lovin'.
  • I tend to be long-winded in my writing. Super don't feel obligated to crank out as much as I might. Coupla paragraphs is plenty.
  • I'm not comfortable roleplaying with people under 18. Please be 18+.
  • If there's content you don't want to roleplay, let me know. If you say nothing, I will play through all scenes.



If you're interested, please feel free to message me here. Writing samples are 1000% appreciated, but not necessary. I'll shoot you my email after we've established a couple of ideas.

Thanks, y'all, and I look forward to hearing from some of you!
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